May 2013
apocalypsey:
what i’m looking for in a man:
wears a hood
maybe robes to go with it
hidden blades
climbs walls
attractive
2boys1cup:
it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
heartless:
when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym
shutupmerlin:
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
lovethyhippie:
brainfried:
karp is still gonna be CEO of tumblr so they’re basically giving him a billion dollars 4 nothing
#white people have it so easy
